On what website can i get the most accurate free horoscopes?

Question by rockin’ chic: On what website can i get the most accurate free horoscopes?

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Answer by mikem33607
astrologyzone.com – great monthly horoscopes

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Question by Wiso: What is the most ( real and true ) free horoscopes site ?

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Answer by Professor Freaksworth
Such a thing does not exist, regardless of cost.

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14 Responses to On what website can i get the most accurate free horoscopes?

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    ? March 1, 2013 at 7:23 am #

    yahoo

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    ballstate_guy08 March 1, 2013 at 7:35 am #

    None. Psycics are just mind magicians and horoscopes are fake. They are very general so that you can make it fit to whatever is happening in your life.

    The British magician Derren Brown, who has a TV show called “Mind Control with Derren Brown,” did a trick on 20 people from 3 different countriess. He gave each one of them a packet describing their personality and life, goals, disappointmentss, etc. and told them to judge how accurate he was. Many of them were saying he was 90+% accurate and were praising him in amazement. He then brought them all together and told them to trade packets with someone. When they traded packets they realized that every single person had the exact same packet.

    Horoscopes should be read for entertainment and not taken literally. Don’t waste your time or believe too much in your horoscope. Take each day as it comes, and make it what you want it to be. Attitude and positive thinking go a long way.

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    inci March 1, 2013 at 7:35 am #

    http://www.astro.com

    The site provides personal daily horoscopes with the aspects of the planets. Also it has other free services such as chart drawing, reading and an astrology forum. Not superficial info like other sites and no spams at all! :)

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    Thε Girl Nεxt Door♥ March 1, 2013 at 8:34 am #

    I like MSN Astrology. (http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/)

    It is personalized, and they have many varieties of things that you want to know, like love, career, etc. You can do it weekly, monthly, and such. Try it out!

    They also have tarot card reading things on there too. [:

    Take care x

    EDIT:
    Sorry if the link didn’t work, here is a new one:
    http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/

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    ♥♪ Zee ☆♫ March 1, 2013 at 8:44 am #

    Hi there!

    I havd the PERFECT website for you

    http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal

    Type in your info and prepare to be wowed. Everything i read was pretty much true! It will be several pages but totally worth reading. If you have friends or a bf, read each others. Then you can compare and see if you think each other match the discriptions.

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    chainlightning38 March 1, 2013 at 9:33 am #

    The best are the weekly ‘scopes from The Onion. Just as accurate as the rest! Here are some:

    Your Birthday Today

    Personal growth, financial success, and romantic fulfillment await you in the coming year. As does wishful thinking.

    Aries March 21 – April 19

    You’ll lean on friends and family members this week, slowly drowning all of them when your boat capsizes.

    Taurus April 20 – May 20

    Turns out it’s not the ability to reason that separates us from the animals, but rather a very thin, very flimsy wire fence.

    Gemini May 21 – June 21

    Love can move mountains and part the seas, but this week it’ll be mainly used to terrorize women.

    Cancer June 22 – July 22

    Your biggest enemy is yourself. Smash him over the head with a large frying pan when he’s not looking.

    Leo July 23 – August 22

    The important thing is that you tried. Not that you failed. Which you did. Though that’s not important. No, the fact that you failed is not important at all.

    Virgo August 23 – September 22

    You’ll draw a line in the sand this week, followed by two other lines, a large half-circle and several small curlicues. At this point, people will call you disgusting.

    Libra September 23 – October 23

    Remember: When people say that children are our future, they’re talking about much healthier infants than yours.

    Scorpio October 24 – November 21

    You’ve always had a funny way of showing affection, which is unfortunate, since your wife’s getting pretty tired of all the pies in the face.

    Sagittarius November 22 – December 21

    A lump in your left breast will soon confirm what you’ve long feared: You have breasts now.

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    Michael March 1, 2013 at 9:46 am #

    None of them are “real and true”.

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    zak r March 1, 2013 at 10:37 am #

    The news paper.

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    Carrie March 1, 2013 at 11:18 am #

    I prefer books.

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    ♫GirlFromJupiter♫ March 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm #

    http://www.cafeastrology.com ~ the best :)

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    zoque March 1, 2013 at 1:02 pm #

    if you mean horoscopes as in daily shitty ones, none. cause those kind of horoscopes only takes sun sign into consideration, enough said.

    but if you mean what websites are good about casting a good natal chart, then, astro.com, astrotheme.com to my experience.

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    Jupiiter March 1, 2013 at 1:50 pm #

    http://www.horoscope.com/

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    ChainLightninG⅜ March 1, 2013 at 2:19 pm #

    The best in the world is the weekly ‘scopes in The Onion. They are the most accurate for the most people. Here are some for this week:

    Aries
    You’ll inspire thousands to go out and do something with their lives in order not to wind up being as pathetic and useless as you are.

    Taurus
    The rescue workers won’t need to knock down an entire wall of your house to get you out, but they want to make you feel extra fat.

    Gemini
    You’ll resolve not to fall for the same old tricks just as your shoelace goes untied, a menacing figure looms up right behind you, and you finally find true love.

    Cancer
    Someday you’ll look back on all this and laugh, you sick, demented, inhuman monster.

    Leo
    Love means different things to different people, but you’ll have a hard time finding someone to whom it means “a profound degree of affection.”

    Virgo
    It’s kind of disappointing, really, but it turns out you and your archenemy actually aren’t that much alike at all.

    Libra
    People have a hard enough time believing “timbersports” are a real thing without you trying to achieve notoriety by becoming its all-time most penalized participant.

    Scorpio
    It turns out that sorting is one of God’s least favorite things, as you’ll learn this week when you decide to kill them all and let Him sort them out.

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    Lina March 1, 2013 at 2:50 pm #

    I believe none is true or even real!!
    How come they know what’s going to happen in ur future… No one knows except god
    They only do guesses about things obvious and many people think it’s right

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